Tonights show was full of laughs for me. I have thoroughly enjoyed watching this seasons show because it has had many moments that will go down in Survivor history!

The four women who made it to the final four were a real joy to watch. Their teamwork and brains pulled off many moments that will make them standout as proof of what women can do if they team up together and stick to their plans like they did. Amanda, Parvati, Cirie and Natalie played a great game. Their efforts all paid off and the four of them will go home and will have pocketed some money for their adventure together on Survivor Micronesia.

I have said many times before that women should team up and get rid of men no matter what they think of them. When the game begins if women will teamup together no matter what they might personally think of each other, vote the men off one by one then they could take it to the end and win money. Tonights show was full proof of that prediction I have mentioned many times over in my writings and suggestions.

I truly wanted to see Cirie win the million tonight, but then I would have been perfectly happy to see Amanda take it home also. But, Parvati did a great job explaining her game tactics to the jury, and she was blessed with the win. She perfectly stated what she had to do and why she did it, so she was voted as the winner of Survivor Micronesia. Congratulations go out to you Parvati, job well done (flirtations and all lol)!!!

Now, for the moment you have all been waiting for with my column title tonight lol! When we got to the part of the show where the 3 remaining Survivors returned to camp. It was hilarious to see the 3 Survivors deciding that they were going to let “GLORIA the Chicken” out of her cage. They decided to let her and the rooster survive slaughter and not have either for their supper on the island. As soon as they said the name of “Gloria” the chicken I was laughing so hard my gut was hurting! It wasn’t 30 seconds passed before my phone rang. My sister, Denise said well sis you have finally gained your fame by getting on the Survivor show under the name and fame of “Gloria the Chicken.” As a matter of fact she even bet me that casting probably named that dang chicken after me, the biggest diehard fan in Survivor history. She said they were paying me back for all the years of intense nagging and antics I have used to get on the show. I said sis, you have it all wrong. It is with great honor that this chicken could even remotely be named after me. Gloria the Chicken survived on the island for the whole show without being slaughtered. “Gloria” the chicken deserves to be auctioned off for EGPAF and should bring a very high bid for their charity cause. “Gloria” the chicken should be honored to live a sheltered life, on a nice quaint quiet farm, and cherished always as Survivor history as first animal to survive the slaughter of poor hungered survivors!

“Gloria” the chicken congratulations on a job well done. You have survived the slaughter of Survivors and I am proud of you girl! After my sister hung up, it wasn’t but a few minutes before I got another call from a diehard fan who reads my humorous columns. He had me in stitches laughing my heart out. He said when he heard the chickens name he fell over laughing thinking of poor little old diehard Gloria Query the writer. We laughed and said what a lot of fun Survivor is and back to the show we went in laughter. Then 5 minutes later another call from across the country from another diehard humorist like us all! They swore that dang chicken had to be named after me because of all my humorist columns I write about the Survivor show at onsurvivor.com!

I KNEW THIS HUMOR THING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE OF “GLORIA THE CHICKEN” AND I HAD TO PROVE THE POINT BY LEAVING A FUNNY MESSAGE AT CASTING!!! I LEFT MY message at casting at approximately 9:00 pm Virginia time tonight and then said gotta go back to the show. I truly hope that casting director, Lynne Spillman, had a sense of humor when she heard this message. After all, I have certainly kept my humor through it all, for over 8 years of denials trying to get on the show.

After the finale, I got online and already had 3 e-mails with jokes about “Gloria the Chicken.” Everybody knows that my motto is “Humor is healer of all Sorrows.” The Survivor Show and “Gloria the Chicken” certainly healed me of any sorrows I had tonight and this past week. Little did Survivor know but through all this humor I was sitting right in the middle of 3 hour tornado watches all around me. But, I knew I was safe because God and my fans were certainly not going to let anything happen to me on Survivor finale night. LOL And much to my surprise my humor rose to the occasion and I left my humorist message to casting department at Survivor. Thank you Survivor for putting up with me through the years. It has been fun trying out for the show for over 8 years but the real thing I enjoy most about trying out for Survivor is the mental challenge it presents to me, trying to get you to change your mind. I love mental challenges and trying to get on Survivor has cetainly been a mental challenge full of fun and humor and big dreams. Yes, casting I WILL TRY OUT again, and yes fans I will give it my very best shot. Heck diehard fans I am now entering my 17th tryout. Wonder what will happen this time lol????? Mental challenges are my specialty and I cetainly excell at them. So, it’s that time again to do a 3 minute video that is interesting, and fill out an application that grabs their interest. So, pray for me diehards because my humor is so high right now ther’s no telling what “Glo might do next.” Will I settle down and be a good little diehard fan, or will I prove to them just what makes me tick LOL???

After all my years of devotion to the Survivor reality show they should ship “Gloria the Chicken” directly to my house as a token gift of Survivor diehard devotion and humor! But we all know that Survivor has no sense of humor with me, So I will give up that funny thought.

Well, it’s time for all you diehards to put on your thinking hats. Good luck to all of you diehards who tryout again and as usual I am looking for true diehards to interview in Gloria Query’s Jungle talk columns. So, contact me if you are a true diehard and want an interview. E-mail me at gloriaroom@aol.com

I haven’t been writing much for past 2 months, because lots of things have been going on in my life that are good and have kept me busy. I am in super shape and have dropped from size 12 to size 4, so watch out for little ole me, cause I am ready to go anytime lol! Go on a real adventure, where the mind is under constant strain which is the challenging part of Survivor. I’ll be back writing more soon diehards. Love ya all and good luck on your tryouts for Survivor 18!! Remember, “Humor is Healer of all Sorrows!” Make somebody smile and laugh tomorrow, where ever you are out there in Survivor world! Love ya, Gloria Query the “Glo” or alias “Gloria The Chicken” lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you help but “LOVE” Survivor!!! Next Season will be here before we all know it again!!! SEE YA REAL SOON DIEHARD FANS!!!!